The Tyrannical Jackass and Its Treasonous Bastards: Waging War on the Constitution and the Rule of Law
Exposing the Subversion, the Usurpation, and the War Within, And the Yellow-Bellied Republican Cowards Who Let It All Happen
By Obsurdus Maximus
Introduction: The Circus of Jackassery
We live in a circus, a raucous, chaotic spectacle filled with clowns, donkeys, and elephants, all wildly entertaining the crowd but clueless about the rules of the game. The game? The rule of law, timeless principles etched into the foundation of a Republican form of government, far beyond the whims of man. Astonishingly, most performers don’t even know these rules exist. Attorneys don’t study them. Politicians don’t care about them. And if it weren’t so tragic, it would be the punchline of the century.
One of the central acts? The endless charade of democracy, the classic image of two wolves and a lamb voting on what’s for dinner. But in today’s circus, the donkeys and elephants aren’t just spectators; they’re cheering as the lamb is thrown straight onto the spit.
The Republic Explained (For the Slow Learners)
Before we go further, here’s a quick public service announcement—because, let’s face it, most running this circus wouldn’t recognize a real Republic if it smacked them with a stone tablet.
A Republican form of government isn’t a buzzword. It’s built on natural law, immutable, unchanging, and outside the reach of man-made whims. Life, liberty, and property are God-given rights that predate every law and politician, and no vote, statute, or rally can override them.
The sole purpose of a Republic? One thing: to secure and protect these rights through tightly limited government powers. When the government steps outside those bounds, it’s not just bad policy, it’s treason against the very foundation of lawful governance.
And here’s the biggest myth to demolish this is not a democracy. Democracy is mob rule in a nice suit. As the saying goes, it’s two wolves and a lamb voting on dinner, and spoiler: the lamb never walks away free just because the vote was fair.
In a true Republic, the lamb’s rights are untouchable, no matter how many wolves cast their votes. That’s the whole point: to prevent the tyranny of the majority from devouring the individual.
But today? The clowns in charge chant “democracy” like it’s sacred scripture, while gleefully tossing the lamb onto the spit and calling it “progress.”
A real Republic defends your rights even when it’s unpopular. But in this circus, we’ve got the main event underway: two wolves and a lamb deciding what’s for dinner. The Constitution? Just a crumpled napkin. The lamb, every citizen meant to be protected, is already roasting. The donkeys eagerly grab their knives and forks, while the so-called righteous elephants, sworn to defend the lamb, sit back, straighten their ties, and do nothing.
Enter the Ten Commandments of Jackassery
Now that we’ve set the stage and exposed the true nature of this circus, it’s time to break down the acts one by one. These aren’t random mistakes, they’re the guiding principles of the show, the unwritten rules that keep the tyranny churning. I call them the Ten Commandments of Jackassery. Each one is a direct assault on the Constitution, natural law, and the very soul of a true Republic. Let’s step into the rings and meet them face to face.
Commandment #1: Thou Shalt Kill (Abortion)
Let’s call it what it really is: they’re placing their babies in the hands of Baal and tossing them into the fiery belly of the altar, then calling it progress. Because nothing screams enlightenment like dressing up ancient child sacrifice in modern “rights” language and pretending it’s healthcare.
Cancel culture’s crowning jewel? The sacred “right” to kill your own offspring. It’s become such an obsession you’d think civilization itself depends on making sure babies don’t make it out alive. A single-issue crusade: “I shall kill babies, and no one shall stop me!”
And the twisted irony? At least they’re thinning their own herd, destroying the next generation of tyrants before they can grow up to vote for more of this madness. If it weren’t so evil, it might almost pass as a joke, but there’s nothing funny about it.
Truth:
In nature, life is sacred. Even the animal kingdom instinctively protects its young. Natural law, etched in stone long before any court ruling, recognizes the humanity of every unborn child. The Founders knew this too: the right to life is the first and most fundamental right upon which all others depend.
And here’s the kicker: according to the immutable maxims of law, a child in the womb is to be treated as if already born. That’s the law. No vote, no court, no protest can magically erase that truth. You can’t fabricate a so-called “right” that violates natural law and then demand its protection. A true right can never be born out of injustice, and there’s nothing more unjust than the deliberate destruction of innocent life.
Think about the absurdity: they seek protection for the “right” to kill, but how do you demand protection from the very thing you are destroying? It’s a logical and moral impossibility.
Thomas Paine made it plain: any government that acts outside its rightful authority is guilty of usurpation and of betraying the very people it’s sworn to protect.
So while the wolves light the fire and the donkeys cheer, the true Republic weeps, because no nation survives long when it glorifies death and calls it freedom.
Commandment #2: Thou Shalt Disarm the Innocent (Gun Control)
Ah yes, the eternal wisdom of the jackass brigade: “Let’s stop crime by taking guns away from people who don’t commit crimes.” Because, obviously, when bad guys break into your home, the best defense is a strongly worded letter and a lot of feelings.
The logic is bulletproof—well, actually, no bullets allowed. The very same people who shout “Defund the Police!” are the ones insisting that you, the law-abiding citizen, should be utterly defenseless. After all, criminals always follow the rules… right?
If it weren’t so dangerously stupid, it might actually be funny.
Truth:
The right to self-defense is one of the most ancient and inalienable natural rights, so fundamental that it’s recognized not just in the Constitution but in the natural law itself. The Second Amendment doesn’t “grant” the right to bear arms; it acknowledges a right that existed long before governments were even formed.
And here’s what almost no one seems to grasp: this right is outside the general powers of government. It was never delegated to government to modify, regulate, or infringe, period. The maxim of law is clear: “All political power in our republican form of government resides originally in the people and is derived from them, and we are endowed by our Creator with certain natural, essential, inherent, indefeasible, and unalienable rights.” These rights are untouchable, no matter how many bureaucrats wish otherwise.
And yet, look at the absurdity: the masters (that’s us) are being told by our servants (that’s them) that we must ask for a permission slip to exercise a God-given right. A right that stands completely outside their authority, baked into the natural law, long before any of them were born, and far beyond anything they have the power to control.
And let’s get something else straight: **The word “arms” means just that, arms. Not “certain approved firearms.” Not “this gun but not that one.” Arms include everything from swords and shields to rifles, howitzers, and beyond. No one tells an arms dealer they can’t have advanced weapons, so why exactly should the people, who hold the true authority, be stripped down to slingshots and harsh language?
The maxim is clear: “It is lawful to repel force by force.” That means having the means to do it, not just what the government allows.
Government’s sole legitimate role is to secure your rights, not strip you of the means to defend them. Any law that disarms the innocent while the guilty roam free isn’t just unconstitutional; it’s an act of treachery and betrayal of trust.
The Founders knew exactly where this road leads: to tyranny. And history has shown, time and again, that the first move of any would-be tyrant is to disarm the people.
So while the donkeys shriek for disarmament under the banner of “safety,” and the elephants issue their thoughts and prayers, the true Republic stands firm: the right to keep and bear arms shall not be infringed, no matter how much the wolves and jackasses bray.
Commandment #3: Thou Shalt Worship the Climate (Green Tyranny)
Ah, climate change, the new golden calf of the progressive faith. Because apparently, the weather is now a moral issue, and every natural disaster is a sign from the eco-gods that we must surrender more of our rights.
Their solutions? Ban gas stoves, slaughter cows, and wait for it….. start talking about banning dogs. Yes, the same furry friends that have been at our side for millennia are now considered climate criminals. Next thing you know, they’ll come for your goldfish because of water usage.
And let’s not forget the best part: the same people flying private jets to climate summits are the ones lecturing to you about your carbon footprint. Truly inspiring hypocrisy.
Oh, and the predictions! We’ve had “10 years to save the planet” for about 50 years now. First, it was global cooling, then acid rain, then the ozone hole, then global warming, and now “climate change” (a brilliant catch-all when the old ones flop). The seas were supposed to swallow us whole by 2000, the ice caps were supposed to vanish, and yet, miraculously, the beachfront mansions of the climate high priests are still standing strong.
If it weren’t so destructive, it’d make for a great comedy sketch.
Truth:
The natural world is a gift from the Creator, and stewardship of it is a personal and local responsibility, not a license for government tyranny. No clause in the Constitution gives the government the power to override individual liberty in the name of weather patterns. The right to life, liberty, and property is foundational, and no “emergency,” real or fabricated, gives government permission to crush those rights.
As Bastiat warned, the law’s role is to protect life, liberty, and property, not to become an instrument of plunder or oppression. When government uses environmental concerns as a cover to expand its power, it steps outside its lawful bounds and becomes the very tyrant the Constitution was designed to restrain.
The maxim is simple: “The law is made for man, not man for the law.” And certainly not for the climate gods.
So while the donkeys plot to ban everything from cows to your lawnmower, and the elephants nod solemnly and form another “task force,” the true Republic remembers: no government has the authority to trample liberty in the name of controlling nature itself.
Commandment #4: Thou Shalt Rewrite Biology (Transgenderism and Gender Ideology)
Welcome to the brave new world where science takes a back seat to feelings, and biology is whatever you say it is today. Boy? Girl? Non-binary fairy dragon? All valid, just slap on a sticker and demand everyone plays along.
We’re told gender is a “deeply personal choice,” until, of course, you deliver a baby and the hospital hands you a survey asking what your newborn’s “gender identity” is. Because nothing says progress like asking parents to choose their baby’s identity before the child can even hold its own head up.
And let’s not forget the “educational” push: drag queens in elementary schools, gender pronoun drills, and legislative crackdowns on anyone who dares acknowledge biological reality. Truth is hate speech now; science is optional.
And they call this “progress.” But let’s get real: we’ve seen this movie before. Sodom and Gomorrah pioneered this brand of “progress” centuries ago, and spoiler alert, it didn’t end well. This isn’t some cutting-edge leap forward; it’s a rerun of ancient folly, dressed up in modern hashtags.
Truth:
Natural law is immutable. You can rebrand, redefine, and relabel all you want, but you cannot alter reality. The maxim of law is clear: “The law respects nature.” Male and female are fixed realities, not legislative experiments.
No government, no court, and no ideology has the power to change biological truths hardwired into creation. The Founders rooted our Republic in reason and natural order, understanding that law detached from nature becomes tyranny.
What’s more dangerous? This isn’t just about personal identity; it’s about forcing society to affirm a lie under penalty of law. That’s where liberty dies: when speech is compelled and truth is outlawed.
So while the donkeys pass laws criminalizing “misgendering,” and the elephants fumble for their spines, the true Republic stands firm: truth doesn’t bend to politics, and no government has the authority to rewrite nature itself.
Commandment #5: Thou Shalt Prioritize Equity Over Merit (DEI Madness)
Ah, diversity, equity, and inclusion, the holy trinity of modern-day bureaucratic buzzwords. On paper, it sounds noble: “fairness,” “representation,” “belonging.” But in practice? It’s code for lowering standards, prioritizing quotas over competence, and turning every workplace and institution into a social experiment.
Merit? Out the window. Excellence? Doesn’t matter. The goal now is to count heads, color-code spreadsheets, and issue press releases patting themselves on the back for “representation milestones.” Meanwhile, the actual work, whether it’s educating children, running hospitals, or protecting national security, takes a back seat to the identity checklist.
And if you dare ask whether someone is actually qualified for the job? Congratulations, you’re now a bigot.
And here’s where the rubber meets the road: how excited would you be to have your next surgeon picked not for skill, but because they checked the right diversity boxes? Imagine lying on the table for something delicate, say, your gender-reassignment surgery, and realizing the top qualification was… superficial. Hey, who knows? Maybe you’ll end up with something totally “innovative”—cisgender, non-binary, or just plain unrecognizable. But at least it was diverse!
And let’s be real, no one demands DEI when their life is at stake. You don’t see these activists chanting for a diversity quota on the cockpit when they’re boarding a plane, or on the battlefield when bullets are flying. But somehow, for everything else? Merit’s out, identity’s in.
Truth:
The natural law is simple: justice is rooted in fairness, and fairness is rooted in merit. The maxim of law reminds us, “It is unjust to treat unequal’s equally and equals unequally.” DEI flips this on its head, rewarding group identity over individual character and achievement.
The Founders built a Republic where everyone is judged by their own merits, not by skin color, gender, or any other checkbox. When government and institutions elevate equity over equality under the law, they violate the very essence of justice.
So, while the donkeys roll out DEI task forces and the elephants stay silent to avoid “bad optics,” the true Republic stands firm: justice is blind, and any system that prioritizes appearance over substance is doomed to collapse under its own hypocrisy.
Commandment #6: Thou Shalt Censor the Unapproved (Speech Policing)
Welcome to the age of approved speech only, where the First Amendment comes with an asterisk, and the new national pastime is getting offended. Speak your mind. Get canceled. Ask a question. Deplatformed. Tell the truth? See you in court.
We now live in a world where “misinformation” means “anything the ruling class doesn’t like,” and “hate speech” is code for “you’re not allowed to say that.” Social media overlords and government mouthpieces work hand in hand to decide what’s “safe” for public consumption while memory-holing inconvenient facts.
Want to know who really rules over you? As Voltaire put it, “To learn who rules over you, simply find out who you are not allowed to criticize.” Spoiler: it’s not hard to figure out these days.
And let’s talk about this “new tolerance” we keep hearing about. Once upon a time, tolerance meant
“I disagree with what you believe, but I still respect you as a person. I have my subjective opinions, but objective truth remains paramount”.
Now? The new tolerance says:
“If you don’t affirm my subjective feelings as absolute truth, I hate you. You don’t just have a bad opinion; you ARE bad. And by the way, let’s cancel you and toss you on the spit for good measure.”
We’ve gone from disagreeing with ideas to destroying people. And they call that progress.
And here’s the kicker: if we, the grown-ups in the room, the people actually paying attention from the field, not the nosebleed seats, applied the same standard and prevented people from speaking pure absurdity, the Democrats would never open their mouths again. Why? Because their entire platform is built on absurdities that violate the moral order and truth itself. If absurdity and a rejection of truth disqualified you from speaking, they’d be permanently muted.
And as for the Republicans? Well, they’d just keep doing what they already do best: absolutely nothing.
Truth:
The right to freedom of speech is foundational, recognized not just in the First Amendment but in natural law itself. As the maxim of law teaches, “Liberty of speech is the safeguard of liberty in general.” A government that controls speech controls thought and, ultimately, controls you.
The Constitution doesn’t allow for exceptions based on what’s “offensive” or “unpopular.” In fact, it exists precisely to protect speech that challenges power and disturbs comfort. When government or its allies suppress speech, it steps outside lawful authority and into the realm of tyranny.
And the most dangerous frontier? Compelled speech, forcing citizens to mouth lies or affirm doctrines they reject, is the mark of totalitarian regimes, not free republics.
So while the donkeys pass new hate-speech laws and the elephants mumble about “politeness,” the true Republic remembers: freedom of speech isn’t granted by government, and no government has the authority to take it away.
Commandment #7: Thou Shalt Open All Borders (Immigration and Sovereignty Destruction)
Nothing says “compassion” like swinging open the gates and erasing your own national borders, at least, that’s what the jackass brigade tells us. Their logic? A nation without borders is a moral high ground.
But let’s ask a simple question: the same people chanting “open borders” and waving their “no human is illegal” signs, are they leaving their own front doors wide open at night? Are they welcoming strangers into their living rooms, their bedrooms, or their yards? Of course not. If someone scales their fence or walks into their home uninvited, you know what happens next: the first call is to the police.
And here’s where the hypocrisy goes from laughable to enraging: these same activists and politicians will cross the country to fight for the “rights” of illegal alien criminals, terrorists, gang members, and MS-13 thugs. They shout from the rooftops, “Due process! Due process!” as if it’s the holy grail of justice.
Meanwhile, back home? The average citizen is denied due process every single day. Small business owners, parents, gun owners, and peaceful protesters—their rights are trampled without a second thought. But suddenly, when it’s a criminal who’s broken into the country, they become overnight champions of constitutional rights.
Let’s not kid ourselves: these people don’t give two shreds of care about due process. They’re rushing to the aid of foreign lawbreakers while, of course, tossing their own babies on the spit, like always.
Truth:
The right of a nation to defend its borders is not just common sense; it’s natural law. As Vattel writes in The Law of Nations, “A nation has the right to prevent the entrance of foreigners when it judges that their presence would be injurious to the nation.” Sovereignty and self-preservation are foundational principles of lawful governance.
The Constitution empowers the government to protect the nation from invasion and maintain the integrity of its borders. Failing to do so is not just bad policy; it’s dereliction of duty. A borderless country isn’t a nation; it’s a territory waiting to be overrun.
The maxim is clear: “The law aids those who watch, not those who sleep on their rights.” A government that abandons its borders abandons its people.
So while the donkeys demand we erase sovereignty in the name of “humanity,” and the elephants hide behind talking points, the true Republic remembers: a nation without borders is a nation without identity and without a future.
Commandment #8: Thou Shalt Raise Taxes and Spread Poverty (Wealth Redistribution)
Ah yes, the timeless wisdom of the jackass economics team: “If it moves, tax it. If it keeps moving, regulate it. And if it stops moving, subsidize it.” Their plan? Punish success, crush innovation, and then act shocked when prosperity dries up.
We’re told that “the rich must pay their fair share” (whatever that means this week), while entire bureaucracies are built to suck the lifeblood out of small businesses and working families. But don’t worry, they’ll redistribute it back to you in stimulus crumbs, welfare dependency, and government cheese.
It’s the Robin Hood fantasy, **steal from the rich and give to the poor, ** except this time, the Sheriff of Nottingham is running the show, and the real goal isn’t justice. It’s about making people dependent, so they’ll keep voting for their masters. Because nothing says “we care about you” like trapping you in a system where you can’t survive without Big Brother’s handouts.
And here’s the hard truth: nearly **70% of government spending goes straight into dependency programs, **welfare, entitlements, and endless vote-buying schemes. If we stripped out all that bloat, we wouldn’t even need most of the taxes we’re crushed under today.
But try holding on to what you’ve earned, and you’ll meet the friendly neighborhood IRS, armed, armored, and ready to remind you who’s really in charge.
It’s the oldest trick in the socialist playbook: take from the makers, give to the takers, and watch prosperity collapse. But hey, as long as we have “wealth equality” in poverty, mission accomplished!
Truth:
Property rights are not a suggestion; they are an inviolable natural right. As Bastiat warned in The Law, “The law perverted! And the police powers of the state were perverted along with it! The law becomes the weapon of every kind of greed. Instead of checking crime, the law itself becomes guilty of the evils it is supposed to punish!”
The Constitution is built on the principle that you have the right to the fruits of your own labor. Government’s job? To protect property, not plunder it. Wealth redistribution, no matter how noble it sounds, is legalized theft, pure and simple.
The maxim of law is crystal clear: “No one is bound to give what he has earned by his own labor to another without his consent.”
So while the donkeys chant “tax the rich” and pass bloated bills, and the elephants tinker around the edges without fixing anything, the true Republic stands firm: your property is yours, and no amount of political spin can change that truth.
Commandment #9: Thou Shalt Undermine Parental Rights (State Overreach in Families)
Because, of course, if there’s one thing we’ve all learned, it’s that everything the government touches turns to gold. Just look around: the brilliantly managed public school system, the flawless DMV, the smooth and efficient healthcare bureaucracy, the pristine state of our roads and bridges, you name it. A+ performance across the board.
So naturally, these same masterminds now believe they’re the best ones to raise your kids. After all, what could possibly go wrong?
They’ve decided that parents are an obstacle, not a partner, in raising children. From pushing radical ideology in schools to making medical decisions behind parents’ backs to rewriting the definition of family itself, the message is clear: “Your kids belong to us now.”
And let’s not forget the punchline: the government doesn’t even pay to raise your kids; you do. But that doesn’t stop them from exploiting your children for funding, trafficking cases, and ideological points. They’ll tell you it’s all for the “greater good,” while quietly cashing in on the system they’ve built on the backs of your family.
Truth:
Natural law is crystal clear: parents are the primary protectors and educators of their children. As the maxim of law states, “Parents have a natural right to the care and custody of their children, and the welfare of the child is presumed best served by their care.”
The Constitution affirms this too: parental rights are fundamental. No school board, bureaucrat, or activist judge has the authority to override a parent’s rightful place in the family unit.
Government’s role? To defend the family, not dismantle it. When the state steps beyond that role and begins dictating how you raise your children, it has crossed the line into tyranny.
So while the donkeys draft bills to make the state the new parent, and the elephants sit politely in school board meetings saying nothing, the true Republic stands firm: our children are not wards of the state and never will be.
Commandment #10: Thou Shalt Undermine Faith (Secular Tyranny and the War on Religion)
And now, the crowning achievement of the jackass agenda: erase faith, tear down morality, and replace God with government. After all, who needs the Creator when you’ve got the Department of Diversity and Inclusion?
We’ve seen prayer stripped from schools, Ten Commandments monuments yanked off courthouse lawns, and lawsuits over nativity scenes because someone’s “offended.” But drag shows in libraries? Fully funded. Satan clubs in public schools? Perfectly fine. The goal? To gut the Christian foundation of America and replace it with a hollow, state-approved morality.
And let’s be real, these folks aren’t just content with neutrality. They want outright hostility to faith. Anything that even hints at biblical truth is branded as “bigotry” and silenced, while every form of depravity is celebrated as “progress.”
Truth:
The Founders were crystal clear: this Republic is built on a moral framework rooted in Christianity. As John Adams said, “Our Constitution was made only for a moral and religious people. It is wholly inadequate to the government of any other.” The rights we cherish—life, liberty, and property—come from the Creator, not the state.
Natural law and divine law are the backbone of true justice. Strip away that foundation, and you’re left with a lawless state where power, not principle, decides your fate.
The maxim of law says, “An unjust law is no law at all.” Any government that wars against faith and morality is waging war against the very structure that upholds freedom itself.
So while the donkeys work overtime to erase every trace of God from public life, and the elephants quietly avoid rocking the boat, the true Republic remembers: no nation that despises its moral foundation can stand.
Closing: The Final Verdict
We’ve marched through the 10 Commandments of Jackassery, exposed every absurdity, hypocrisy, and outright betrayal, and laid bare the undeniable truth: this is not just bad governance. It is a deliberate, systematic assault on the core principles of a republican form of government.
From life to liberty, from property to parental rights, from faith to free speech, every pillar of the Republic has been under siege. And those responsible, whether tyrannical jackasses or yellow-bellied cowards, have shown themselves utterly unworthy of trust, power, or respect.
The verdict is in: these actors have disqualified themselves, their policies, and their agendas. It’s time for them to exit stage left, take their circus of destruction elsewhere, and leave the true defenders of the Republic to restore what’s been broken. But let’s be crystal clear: these aren’t just bad actors. They are fundamentally unqualified to participate in governance. Their entire platform is a blueprint for rebellion against the Constitution, and no system of lawful governance can permit its own destruction from within. As natural law and constitutional principle dictate when a political entity’s agenda is repugnant to the rule of law, that entity forfeits its place in the political arena. The Democratic Party, as it stands today, is such an entity. It must be disbanded, its influence dismantled, and its enablers exposed, not for revenge, but to protect the Republic from collapse. And to the Republican cowards who stood by as this circus ran wild, step aside. The grown-ups have work to do.
As for the rest of us, the grown-ups in the room, the time for polite patience is over. The time for action, clarity, and unwavering commitment to natural law and constitutional order is now.
Because as history has shown, and as we must never forget, a Republic, if we can keep it, demands nothing less.
Signed, Obsurdus Maximus
Observer of Absurdity, Defender of the Republic